Hammock

Despite all the other cosy corners of their home, Jess and Joey decided to nap on the orange wheel together. Okay.

No walk in the park

My conversation with Efa the other day

Me : Haritu, kawan aku kat Obgyn cerita....

Efa : Obgyn?

Me: Yelah, O B G Y N.

Efa : Apa tu?

Me : Obstetric and Gyneacology.

Efa : Hah?

Me : Sakit puan, ibu mengandung, orang-orang nak beranak.

Efa : Oooooooooooo. Ha, kenapa dengan kawan ko?

Me : Mmmm. Ntah dah lupa. -____-

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Was having a conversation with Sarah on Valentine Day's eve.

Sarah : Esok awak celebrate macam mana?

Me : Pergi hospital la. Kerja. Ko celebrate macam mana?

Sarah : Kita? Celebrate ngan bleeding vaginas lah. Hahaha.

Me : Hahahahhhha.

Its not what it sounds like, you see, Sarah is in Obgyn right now. So, when woman push babies out of their vaginas, yeah, the vaginas bleeds.

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I had another conversation with Ana, also in Obgyn rotation at the moment. And what I've got was;

1) No time for rest, working around the clock.

2) So many doctors like to call us students with "Hoi banjingan!"

3) Most doctors are menggelabah, cranky mean and likes to call us "Stupid!" when we can't answer their questions.

4) They will let you sow the vaginas all on your own. "Terserah kau mau jahit bagaimana" ("Its up to you how you want to sow this.") Whilst on the other hand, Amilia told me that in the UK, even doctors can't do this, only specialists are allowed to sow.

5) Sometimes there's no time to eat til the end of the day.

6) When there's time off, you get to go home, you'll spend the whole time in your bed, sleeping like a log. Even if the bed's on fire, you won't sedar a thing. Too tired.

7) Yes, when pushing out babies, the moms are gonna terberak and terkencing-kencing.

8) In emergency surgeries, all the blood will terpancut-pancut and kena your face so just wear your glasses if you have any.

9) No time to study yet expected to know everything.

10) Giving birth is horrifying and scary and you WILL feel like never ever wanting to give birth, ever.

AAAAAAA OBGYN Y U NOOO EASY????!!!

Calcium

Sarah showed me this.

Zooey and MY (yeah, my) Joseph Gordon-Levitt.

Damn.

Epidemic

Dad just bought himself a Galaxy Y. He was asking me what gastroenteritis is. Subsequently he told me that gastroenteritis is becoming an epidemic in Teluk Intan. And as you can see, the touch screen qwerty keypad is kicking his ass. He he he.

Laundry, Launry, Lonri

I have a queen sized comforter I can't fit into my washing machine. So finally, after what felt like centuries of procrastination, I decided to call up this laundry service from this flyer I saw on the ground floor of my building. I got home from the hospital around noon, dialled the number and hopped on the stairs up to my room, gave them my address and they said they'll be here soon to pick my stuff up.

A few minutes later I heard knocks on the door. I opened and said yeah? Laundry? I was confused, they looked like guys who repair people's laptops, not people who do laundry. Well, okay I supposed there isn't a specific dress code for laundry people or laptop-repairing people.

So four hours later I got a text, as seen above, from them. Whoa that was fast. Right?

There you go, the most interesting incident in my life today. Bye.