
Sunday, February 7, 2010
Thursday, February 4, 2010
He's an editor, I'm a predator

Lady Gaga later made a performance with Elton John wearing a...I can picture that if strippers were to be sent outer space to entertain lonely astronauts, thats most prolly what they'll wear (-__-")Wednesday, February 3, 2010
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Tengku Shahrul nak kt bnci tu x la sngt.. tp ape yg x bleh aku trima.. lipas dlm karton Oggy & The Cockroaches.. bngang btul dgn lipas 3 ekor tu..mengada2.. senang2 je buli kucing (Oggy & Jack) dah la penumpang rmh.. baut kacau plak... ksian Oggy dgn Jack..huhuhuhu
Muhamad Hafizuddin Ariffin Benci apabila mereka menerpa ke arah saya masa sedang memandu.boleh eksiden woo
Deela Kay Nordin ~saya benci lipas setelah dia masuk kedlm seluar saya & lalu tanpa menghiraukan keadaan sekeliling saya terus membuka seluar... huahuahua lipas bodow (x_X)
Seriously, I totally understand the situation. (-__-")
Tuesday, February 2, 2010
Ainul Sarina AJ

Sunday, January 31, 2010
Straight then turn left
Saturday, January 30, 2010
Golden coin in my purse
She gossips like Melodi beb. Whatever happens in Follywood (Family Hollywood), she pours onto me like spilling honey generously onto hot fresh pancakes in the morning. “Opah nak bagitahu satu rahsia ni, haritu kakak sedara kamu bla bla bla” “Oh pasal tu, mak dah bagitau Anis dah.” “Terbocor ler dah rahsia ni? heh hehh hehh” with this peculiar laugh that she has. Must be her dentures causing it or something. Love her nonetheless. *grins
Opah has a strong kopi-kapal-api-betul-betul-kaw perak accent when she talks, mumble, burp, every sound from her mouth. Whenever I try to mimic her, she laughs like my friends do whenever I try to speak Indonesian back at Uni. Tsk, fine ah saya cakap mengikut Dewan Bahasa dan Pustaka je ah pasni.
So anyways, whenever I come back for my semester breaks, I would make sure that I call her up and inform her that I'm back despite that I know, she already knows. My opah has a reliable stalker; my mum. So when I called her up the other day, she says her usual verbatim “Baru sekarang kamu nak talipon aku ye? Bila kamu nak tido sini?” Setiap kali dengar rasa macam dejavu.
Its like a tradision for me to spend at least one night with her at Manjoi. Just a 2 minutes drive from my house if you're Jeremy Clarkson. If you're an average person, it might take you 8 minutes. If you're Nada, maybe esok baru sampai. Nada moisturizer (pelembab).
Juliana Evans fail ujian undang-undang driving test dua kali. No offence, but wtf fail haha. Nada just told me. Ini perenggan random.
So me and Opah talk perpetually to each other. I just woke up, went to wash my face, came back from the bathroom and shes already there by my bed cracking open another Follywood scandal or some news about Datuk K and SitiNurhaliza or whatever. Like an encyclopedia. Wikipedia. No, Wiki-opah-dia.
I just found out that she was born in 1930. No wonder la Opah suka ungkit scenes from P.Ramlee movies. Opah, orang sekarang talk about How I Met Your Mother jokes, bukan si brand burger tu. Hehe Ramli Burger. But seriously, sedap kot burger tu.
One irking thing about my Opah is that she endlessly talk about DEATH. I thought only budak emo yang melepak di bukit bintang talks about that.
She always talk about how shes going to die alone because people never care about her and its just a matter of time before she chow from this world. Opah even said that on her death bed, she's going to write a note for the person who discovers her body to secretly bury her and not let anybody in the family learn about it. Haih, Opahku sayang.
Sedangkan lidah lagi tergigit, apatah lagi merajuk-rajuk orang tua. Susah nak pujuk. Merompak 7 Eleven Taman Meru pon mungkin lagi senang daripada nak pujuk Opah.
Naturally, Opah always encourage me to be a wee bit religious. She hand over some doa-minta-kejayaan to me on a piece of paper that she has and asked me to duplicate a copy of it for my younger sister and all. Yeah, its thoughtful.
The other day, she showed me this book “Jalan Menuju Syurga” that she has. Like indirectly giving me a secret message to ask me to wear the hijab or something. Such an FBI agent lah my Opah. Hidden message pulak. My time will come Opah, I'm not ready yet. I'm still “Menerap Terhegeh-hegeh Menuju Syurga” (-__-”)
Okay, no elaboration, period.
Last Wednesday, after spending the night in Deluxe Rumah-Opah Hotel which comes with one complementary old woman, I was leaving. I can't breathe when I spend too much time apart from my Facebook updates. No, I mean The Star Online updates. *cough.
As I was getting ready to leave she said “Ingatkan nak tidor satu malam lagi dekat sini....ermm..” HOW CAN I NOT? She wants to write a let-me-die-alone note before she dies for god sake. Adoi, Opah aku psycho. Pandai cari G-spot.
So I stayed for another night. Cucu mithali yang mulia, I know.
Last but not least, Opah loves chocolate. Ok, bye.

Opah, you're in my heart. I love you.
Thursday, January 28, 2010
Paddington bear
Wednesday, January 27, 2010
Because I am secretly insane



What's Next
Ok, you got your own Google MyWay page, so what can you do with it. Here are some suggestions
- Call all your colleagues and show them your own Google MyWay page
- Bookmark it and use it every time you search Google
- Make this your default home page so that you can start your day with your own Google MyWay page
- Just stare at it for hours thinking how it is possible
- Or, send your Google MyWay page url to your friends and make them wonder how it is possible.

Tuesday, January 26, 2010
Drink me
Monday, January 25, 2010
A little journal post










































